Plies is the realest rapper ever

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Plies' sophomore album (see image above) is called the Definition of Real. Most rappers could not get away with such an album title. Plies can. Here's why:

1. First major song as a rapper was called "Tell Dem Krackers Dat". That's something you can tell the cracker ass crackers in your life.

2. His crew allegedly shot up a Gainesville club after Plies microphone was cut off. Violence isn't cool, but it's the realest thing to resort to if your mic gets cut off! Read about it here.

3. He's from Ft. Meyers, Florida. I'm from right by Ft. Meyers aka "The Definition of a Real Place to Live".

4. Runs a website called Bid Long in order to support prisoners. It's way realer than donating money to charity or playing some celebrity basketball game.

5. His video for "100 Years". Might be the best/realest rap video/song ever created. Lyrics like "pussy ass cracka give a n***a hundred years" make it a done deal (and that's just from the chorus).

6. He said the realest thing EVER on DJ Khaled's hit song "I'm So Hood": "Never buy a Phantom, 28's don't fit". I don't know if that's true or not, but it's real. 

7. I'm too real to think of more reasons. I think Plies' sophomore album is going to be a real success, pun intended.